Monthly Archives: June 2010

Birds – Drunk Assholes or Suicidal Prophets?

What the hell is going on with birds lately?  Can any of my non-Jersey readers confirm whether or not birds have been acting strangely by them or is it just endemic to my region?  They begin chirping, like loud, obnoxious … Continue reading

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“Soccer fan” or “full of shit”?

Okay, so the World Cup is in full-effect and that means…uhh…I’m not sure.  To be honest, I don’t care much about soccer.  I appreciate the sport on a technical level and can even sit down with a game and become … Continue reading

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Suck my Bic

Pens have two primary functions.  The first function is to serve as an intermediary between ink and whatever the penholder choses to write on, usually paper or bathroom walls.  The second function is to not fucking explode unless you do … Continue reading

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