Author Archives: Erik

Petition: To have Brooklyn Parents Arrested For Bringing Their Children Out

Hi.  I haven’t posted here in a while.  Instead I’ve been mostly just reblogging links to my hilarious podcast.  Seriously, check it out.  It’s not your standard “nasally voiced white person acts opinionated about things” podcast.  It’s a serialized radio-drama/absurdist … Continue reading

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Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtle – S03E09 – Vegas Baby, Vegas!

New Talkin’ Bout Turtle episode is up! We take the show to some surreal and terrifying places with this one. David Lynch better watch his back! Synopsis: Andrew struggles to navigate a strange place with a new name. The origins … Continue reading

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Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtle – S03E08 – “The Release”

Special Agent Budweiser comes to town and reveals some strange proclivities. Judge Justice  gets an unexpected guest in his courtroom. Devilberg  collects on some old debts. Erik realizes that his guilt over Andrew’s murder is only the beginning of his problems. All this … Continue reading

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Episode 33 – A Christmas Carol

It’s a CHRISTMAS miraC[ARO]Le! Following his brutal murder of Andrew, a feral and frightened Erik is on the run from the police, Milk Nerd security personnel and his own demons in a very special, guest-filled TBT Christmas episode* *If you … Continue reading

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Episode 32 -S03E07 – “Strange Days”

When Erik goes rogue, Andrew uses the considerable Milk Nerd resources to try to contain the situation, bringing both men into stark confrontation with their past and uncertain future. Sometimes cornered animals are the most dangerous. Source: Episode 32 -S03E07 … Continue reading

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Episode 30 – S03E05 – “Crash and Burn”

Erik plans an elaborate heist on the Milk Nerd offices to retrieve valuable evidence for the impending trial. He reaches out to rival/scoundrel/heist-man/Canadian Danny Stearns for assistance. Andrew makes an uneasy truce but proves a serious liability. Source: Episode 30 … Continue reading

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Episode 29 – S03E04 – “Guys and Doll”

With the trial mere weeks away, Erik goes behind Andrew‘s back for a consultation with high-powered podcast attorney Justin James-Patterson(Real Good Show). Andrew comes face to face with an old rival, triggering an *electrifying* look into his backstory. Erik watches … Continue reading

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Episode 28 – S03E03 – “Dominated”

On a horrifying Halloween episode, Erik and Andrew  travel to an isolated cabin to Talk Turtle, summon spirits, and read a terrifying Turtle Tale(1:00:10) with the intention of scaring primary witness/engineer Will out of testifying against them. When their plan backfires, someone … Continue reading

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Episode 27 – S03E02 – “One Day In The Valley”

With a lawsuit looming, our disgruntled, working-on-deferred-payment graphic artist shows up looking to cash-in. Andrew and Erik try to delicately navigate the situation as it’s likely that Josh will be called in as a character witness against them. Andrew uses the power … Continue reading

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Episode 26 – S03E01 – “Aquamom”

Season 3 premiere is jam packed with plot movement.  Andrew travels the globe to restore the status quo which will prove to have greater ramifications than anyone could have imagined.  Drinks are toasted.  Papers are served. Source: Episode 26 – … Continue reading

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